Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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