Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
