No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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