You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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