how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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