Where is the hickey?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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