I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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