i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can't turn off my feet"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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