I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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