Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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