id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
