Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You took a bar mat shot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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