I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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