I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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