What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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