I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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