my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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