dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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