does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
