I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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