and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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