I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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