After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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