I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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