TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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