i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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