We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's never too late to be topless.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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