I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There r osticjed everywhere
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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