Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just found puke in my bra..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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