I want to stick my p in your. b.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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