Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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