Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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