of course. lets lasso hookers.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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