They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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