Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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