Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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