Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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