When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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