I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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