Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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