True but thats because hes a fetus.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I understand Curling. That high.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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