why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
