If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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