quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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