He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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