you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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