The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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