She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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