HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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