Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
